50 Screws
These screws used to attach the legs to the desks in my home office, that’s how I know there are 50 of them.
I’ve got real desks now, desks which:
- aren’t made out of fire doors, plywood, bits of scrap wood and cheap legs from ikea
- don’t wobble when you look at them
- don’t sag in the middle because my pair of honking great CRT monitors was a bit too much for them
- are sodding heavy and equally tricky to reassemble single handed
- were free!