Bits of countryside/themepark/shopping mall
Whatever you like to call “Center Parcs” – some of it is quite pretty, but then I’ve always been a sucker for a pine forrests, waterfalls and lakes.
This last one was just out the back of our portacabin luxury villa…
Still, it was a pleasant enough break, if a little expensive and J did hurt himself on a waterslide which slowed us down a little towards the end.
Top Tips for anyone else thinking of going – it’s cheaper to buy a bike rack to get your bikes there than it is to hire their bikes, and it’s probably cheaper to employ a personal cook to serve you caviar on golden crackers than it is to buy a sandwich in the on-site catering.